This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Listing sarcasm and profanity as

Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee

Pearls before swine hits different when the swine have thumbs down

PA" above "ESTD 1993

Commitment to framed portraiture under duress is deeply underrated

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" across the top

This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Listing sarcasm and profanity asAnnouncing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely. Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "THIS IS" on the first line, "MY" centered on the second line, and "CLONE" on the third line, all in bold uppercase sans serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture